How to dominate the workplace without being good at your job
Step 1: Have strong opinions. Change them often.
Step 2: Add “fractional” in front of any role. Instant credibility.
Step 3: Repeat buzzwords like “synergy” and “scalability” until people assume you know what they mean.
Eventually, someone will call you a thought leader. Don’t correct them.
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