How to look insanely productive without doing much actual work
Step 1: Change your Slack status to “deep focus.” Open Netflix in another tab.
Step 2: Book back-to-back meetings. Show up late to all of them.
Step 3: Say “let’s take this offline” and never bring it back online.
If you’re exhausted by 11 AM, congrats—you’re doing it right.
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