How to survive in corporate without burning out (publicly)
Step 1: Master the art of nodding while mentally grocery shopping.
Step 2: Reply to emails with “per my last message” to assert dominance.
Step 3: Say “working on it” while silently forgetting it ever existed.
It’s not about doing the work. It’s about looking overwhelmed by it.
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